Monthly Archives: July 2015

We just released an update for the No Pineapple Left Behind alpha. Download here.Thanks to all of your feedback, we have identified a lot of bugs that eluded us. These are some quick fixes: Many people noticed a bug in which teachers/children/pineapples could not leave the cafeteria. This was very […]

Update: Fastidious Fig C

Free download here. How it works: It’s free Download it If you really like it and you can donate, please do Please tell us what you think This is definitely a free alpha of No Pineapple Left Behind and definitely not a demo of the final product of the game. […]


Wetereologi is a Cantaloupian magic spell in No Pineapple Left Behind. It’s really funny. This is why. Cantaloupian is the foreign language requirement in NPLB’s school. It was constructed by Jared Gimbel. Cantaloupian is based on a mashup of 12+ languages, and every single word involves wordplay in at least […]