Announcements related specifically to the development of Neocolonialism

Mastertronic, our publisher, announced this past week that has entered administration (as they say in England), and the company is no more. You can read about it here. We’re sad to see them go; we have worked with Mastertronic for a little under a year, and they have been instrumental […]

Farewell to Mastertronic

The Gregarious Gooseberry is a free update for the No Pineapple Left Behind alpha. Download here. Major changes: We fixed TONS of bugs. If it was broken in the previous build (Fastidious Fig), it probably works now We made TONS of UI improvements too. We added a whole new level […]

ALPHA UPDATE: Gregarious Gooseberry

Wetereologi is a Cantaloupian magic spell in No Pineapple Left Behind. It’s really funny. This is why. Cantaloupian is the foreign language requirement in NPLB’s school. It was constructed by Jared Gimbel. Cantaloupian is based on a mashup of 12+ languages, and every single word involves wordplay in at least […]


Hey everyone. Big news. Remember that time when we launched a Kickstarter for No Pineapple Left Behind and it failed because we didn’t make enough Ottoman Empire jokes? Well, then. Turns out: We’ve been working on NPLB non-stop since the Kickstarter ended. We have been funded by a publisher–Mastertronic. We will […]

No Pineapple Left Behind RETURNS

(Re-posted from Kickstarter) One day more… another day, another destiny. —John le Carré October 2014 C.E. witnessed the final day of No Pineapple Left Behind’s Kickstarter campaign. For twenty-nine days, Subaltern Games had slogged through Twitter, endured repeated stress injuries, did that thing where they got bored with the playlist […]

One Day More