No Pineapple Left Behind has been released! 1

Buy it now on Steam.


  • Nine different schools, each with unique features and challenges
  • Manage the school’s curriculum, students, and staff without going bankrupt
  • Cast magic spells like “Trigonomancy” or “Covalency” to teach students
  • Dehumanize students in order to improve grades
  • Work teachers to exhaustion and then fire them
  • Dismantle the teacher’s union
  • A sport called Fruitbol in which children throw pineapples at each other

It’s been a long, long two years of development, with lots of highs, lows, hijinks, and shenanigans. We hope you enjoy the results.

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