No Principal Left Behind Internship Program EPISODE 1: MAGIC SPELLS

Part 1 of x of the No Principal Left Behind Internship Program in which YOU will learn how to be a successful principal.

We decided that lesson plans are really boring, so we replaced them with magic spells. Cast “Trigonomancy” to teach math, “Iambic Synecdoche” to teach English, etc. Unlock more powerful spells by spending teachers’ Experience Points.

Magic spells affect each student’s grades and humanity. They cost energy to cast. If a teacher is running low on energy, the spell might misfire and bad things will happen (such as pineapples turning into children).

More powerful spells cost more energy, and often have more catastrophic failure states. Make sure that you set your teachers to a simple spell if they are getting tired!

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